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Lotto Fan Locked-Up

Simi Valley man, Johnny Valerio is a huge fan of Lotto Scratchers. However, this week Johnny allegedly graduated from Lotto Scratchers to Auto-Body Paint, law enforcement sources tell us. At the time of publishing, it was unclear if he had three matching numbers under the paint-job. One thing...

Pop Tart Busted Apr24

Pop Tart Busted

Pop-singer Skyeler Kole is switching to the Jailhouse-Blues after she was busted for DUI earlier this week. Law enforcement officials tell us she was picked-up by the West Valley CHP just after midnight Wednesday morning and was released from the Van Nuys Jail just a few hours later. The Canadian-born singer was a top finalist in the national GINA for the Missing songwriting contest and regularly performs with family-band The...

Simi Cat-Burglar Busted

An alleged Cat-Burglar, Simi Valley teen Jeffery Clarke was busted for driving a stolen truck. According to SVPD, after stealing the keys a week before, the alleged thief came back to go for a ride. Let’s hope he was wearing his precious pink mostache in the booking photo.  ...

Mr. Freeze Strikes Again Apr15

Mr. Freeze Strikes A...

Gabino Cruz, 35 of Simi Valley was busted for allegedly swiping commercial air conditioner units from local businesses and churches to the tune of $89,000, according to SVPD. However, an unnamed source has suggested that Cruz may be involved in a larger, yet-to-be discovered operation in...

Accused Drunk Driver Unhappy With Photo Shoot Apr15

Accused Drunk Driver...

Linda MacDonald of Massachusetts was arrested last week for drunk driving after crashing her vehicle into a fence. She explained to cops that she was lost and trying to write down directions when she drove off the road around 10:30 PM. A preliminary breath test registered her blood alcohol...

Alleged Party-Mom Hosted Teen Sex, Drugs Party Apr15

Alleged Party-Mom Hosted Teen Sex, Drugs Party

A mother of five was arrested this week for allegedly hosting and participating in a teenage sex and drugs party in her Georgia home, police report. Rachel Lehnardt, 35, was busted on two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor in connection with the recent pot/booze/naked Twister party at her home in Evans, an Augusta suburb. Lehnardt, pictured above, has five children, ranging in age from four to 16, according to a Columbia County Sheriff’s Office report. Investigators say that Lehnardt shared details of the house party with her Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor, who then contacted cops. As detailed in the sheriff’s report,...

Craigslist Ads Sink Moronic Counterfeiter Apr14

Craigslist Ads Sink ...

APRIL 14–A 20-year-old man who allegedly manufactured phony $20 bills in his Florida bedroom is facing federal charges after investigators were tipped to a Craigslist ad he placed offering “Legit counterfeit $$,” according to court records. Tony Torbert is accused of running his...

Cops: Robber Carried Bag With Dollar Sign Apr14

Cops: Robber Carried...

APRIL 10–When David Eli Lingafelter was arrested Wednesday for the robbery of a Subway restaurant in Olympia, Washington, he was carrying a white canvas bag with a large, handwritten dollar sign on it, police report. The bag–not unlike those seen in the hands of crooks in comics...

Police Probe Reported Placement Of Bacon On Door Handles Of Oklahoma Mosque Apr14

Police Probe Reporte...

Police in Edmond, Oklahoma have not identified any suspects in connection with the reported placement of raw bacon on the door handles of a mosque. Officers were called Sunday afternoon to the Islamic Society of Edmond, where a mosque trustee reported that “someone put uncooked bacon on the...

Father Caught On Tape Walloping Toddler Son Claims It Was All Just A “Misunderstanding” Apr14

Father Caught On Tap...

The California man who was caught on tape walloping his young son inside a convenience store claims that the violent incident was a “misunderstanding,” adding that his critics can “all ride the dick of hate because the truth comes out in the end.” Justin Whittington, 23, was arrested Friday...

Woman Arrested For Battering Live-In Boyfriend With Bowl Of Eggs Following Breakfast Beef Apr14

Woman Arrested For B...

A dispute over the preparation of breakfast ended yesterday morning with a Florida woman under arrest for battering her live-in boyfriend with a bowl of raw eggs, police report. Destini Oliver, 22, and Lorenzo Dixon, 23, quarreled Sunday in their Palmetto home over Oliver not wanting to cook...

Boy Trashed Mom’s Car Over Seized Phone Apr14

Boy Trashed Mom̵...

APRIlL 13–An Ohio boy was arrested Friday for trashing his mother’s car after she took away his cell phone as punishment for refusing to clean his room, police say. As detailed in a Dayton Police Department report, the 13-year-old initially spit on his mother and threw a Gatorade bottle...

Justice for Justice

Justice Brown of Simi Valley was arrested for failing to appear in court and resisting an officer.