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Looks like Luigi’s gonna be battling the evil forces of the Mushroom Kingdom alone for a while – cause Mario’s been busted for breaking into a castle and whipping out his junk.

Mario Vargas checked into Prisneyland for an extended stay this week after he pleaded guilty to three counts of Indecent Exposure After Illegal Entry of an Occupied Dwelling back in March.

And while the crime may seem creepy at first you have to cut Mario some slack – you see he’s Italian and it’s in their nature to think everyone wants to see their junk.

At least he’ll have a captive audience and time to brush up on the California “Penile” code while visiting Prisneyland!