Loryn Barclay, 24, of Monett, Missouri, was busted last week after she allegedly admitted to cops that she had indeed, made a 17 year old student very happy. 

According to cops, Barclay admitted to having sex with the lucky teen at his home – as well as performing oral sex on the “victim” at a park on multiple occasions between November 2016, and January 2017. Barclay has been charged with four counts of sexual contact with a student by a teacher, in two separate Missouri counties.

Judging by the photos, Barclay appears to be one of the hardest and most dangerous thugs to ever grace the pages of Prisneyland.

And, yeah – we know about  the who double standard thing – what if it was the other way around and an older male teacher – blah blah blah… but seriously,  he’s 17!  Unless she used Jedi mind tricks to seduce the student against his will, we say, “Way to go kid!!! You motor boatin’ son of a bitch you!”