Update: Put a check in the box next to terrorism – the mayor just confirmed it.


At least eight people are dead in Lower Manhattan, after being mowed down by a lunatic in a rental truck from Home Depot. Cops aren’t saying if it was terrorism or road rage yet, but we’re betting our money on terrorism. Luckily for everyone, the cops were able to shoot the jerk when he got out of his truck with a fake gun in his hand. NYC has some crazy traffic, especially on Halloween, but it’s not bad enough to make you wanna run down innocent people in a fit of road rage!