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Steve Sojka Busted for DUI

Steve Sojka Busted for DUI

STEVE SOJKA ARRESTED: 03/12/2014 M VC23152(A) DUI Alcohol/Drugs SOURCE: El Segundo PD / LA County Sheriff Simi Valley City Council member Steve Sojka left a little more than his wallet in El Segundo – Looks like [...]

Chaos On Mellow Lane as Simi Valley Man Suffering from Mental Illness Kills Mother

Chaos On Mellow Lane as Simi Valley Man Suffering from Mental Illness Kills Mother

Mellow Lane was anything but mellow on Saturday afternoon when residents were jolted by the sound of gunshots. Ryan Carnan of Simi Valley shot and killed his mother Sally Carnan before setting the family home on [...]

Bieber Look-Alike Busted for DUI

Bieber Look-Alike Busted for DUI

DAKOTA SHAPLEY ARRESTED: 04/07/2012 M VC23152(A) DUI Alcohol/Drugs M VC23152(B) DUI Alcohol W/BAC > .08 SOURCE: SVPD Can you “beliebe” it? Dakota is the latest in a line of several young Bieber look-alikes to be busted [...]

Prisneyland’s Top 12 of 2012 – #3 – Simi Valley Thug-Fashionista Burgles the Pooper

Prisneyland’s Top 12 of 2012 – #3 – Simi Valley Thug-Fashionista Burgles the Pooper

The third most popular post of 2012 was none other than Mr. Jeffrey Houghtalin – “Simi Valley Thug-Fashionista Burgles the Pooper” We’re not sure why this particular post was viewed so many times – we like [...]

Prisneyland’s Top 12 of 2012 – #4 – Simi Man Feeling a Bit Rapey!

Prisneyland’s Top 12 of 2012 – #4 – Simi Man Feeling a Bit Rapey!

Number 4 on Prisneyland’s Top 12 of 2012 list is “Simi Man Feeling a Bit Rapey!” And while Daniel Purcell’s rape tale was only the fourth most popular post of the year it definitely tops the [...]

Blue Eyes Crying in the – Tear Gas(???)

Blue Eyes Crying in the – Tear Gas(???)

BROOKE TIPTON ARRESTED: 12/07/2012 M PC12403.7(A) Possess Tear Gas/Tear Gas Weapon W/O Permit F HS11378 Possess A Controlled Substance For Sale F HS11379(A) Transport A Controlled Substance SOURCE: CHP Brooke was arrested for possession and transportation [...]

Matt Mellin’s a Felon?

Matt Mellin’s a Felon?

MATT MELLIN ARRESTED: 04/09/2012 F HS11359 Possess Marijuana/Hashish For Sale SOURCE: LAPD Matt was arrested on felony charges of possession of marijuana/hashish for sale – He’s only been accused so he’s not a felon yet but [...]

Jaime Tells a Tale

Jaime Tells a Tale

Jaime Bakkila ARRESTED: 04/05/2012 M PC148.9(A) Giving False Information To A Peace Officer SOURCE: Simi Valley PD Jaime was busted for allegedly giving false info to a cop, which is actually a silly crime. If a [...]

Simi Man Stuck in Prisneyland

Simi Man Stuck in Prisneyland

JEFF DALTON ARRESTED: 03/26/2012 F HS11377(A) Possession Of A Controlled Substance SOURCE: LAPD Jeff was caught with a controlled substance – which must be a bummer! Throw in the fact he’s being held without bail since [...]

Master of Disguise Has Marijuana Mustache

Master of Disguise Has Marijuana Mustache

ANDREW SALAS ARRESTED: 02/19/2012 M PC647(F) Under the Influence of Drugs/Alcohol SOURCE: VC CHP Andrew was busted for public intoxication and we’re guessing it probably has something to do with the fact he has the world’s [...]